- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The ability to like this post

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

Power to give birth through your penis.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

Every time you clap some one dies

The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

Pointless Super Powers