- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to shit for 5 days

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to buy free things.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the ability to solve paradoxes

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to see the past.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

Pointless Super Powers