The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Ladder hands.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!