the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to read this sentence

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!