The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to see the present

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The ability to part hair.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be a snail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!