The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the power to misspell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!