The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

the power to disinfect wigs.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The ability to do nothing

The power of not knowing the future

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

The power to not move but your always happy.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!