- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to bread toast!

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

to zap people but only yourself

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to not have a superpower

the power to randomly die at any moment

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to only see glass.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to shoot iron from your blood

Pointless Super Powers