- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to control the weather, but only in space

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to look at Sun.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to walk through air.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

anything Aquaman does

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

the power to time travel to the present

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to see you're self in a mirror

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

Pointless Super Powers