- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be color blind.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to smell WiFi Signals

the power to make glass clear

The power to hatch from an egg

the power to jump like a black guy.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

the power to misspell

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power that will grant you no power.

Pointless Super Powers