- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to get arrested

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

the power to write comic books

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Pointless Super Powers