- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

the power to hovertate

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to self destruct

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

Pointless Super Powers