The power to eat three times a day.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to be in AA.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!