- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to read your own mind

The power to see air

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The ability to see through insects.

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to enter a coma.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

Pointless Super Powers