The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!