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The ability to control dairy products
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the power to misspell
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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video
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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.
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The power to see oxygen.
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The power to not have a superpower
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The power to only see glass.
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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.
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the power to randomly die at any moment
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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.
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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater
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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public
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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll
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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire
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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.
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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk
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The power to control disabled people with your mind.
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The power to die at will
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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.
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the power to shape shift to yourself
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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.
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The power to think your dreams are real.
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!