The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to control nothing

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to touch your toes

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to half transform to something.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!