- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

blindness

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to divide by 0

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to be normal and average

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

I'm a giant di

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

Pointless Super Powers