The ability to control dairy products

the power to misspell

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to only see glass.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

the power to randomly die at any moment

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to die at will

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!