the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power of learning

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!