The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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the power to not finish your

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to turn food into shit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!