- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power of making your tits smaller

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

the ability to blow yourself

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to read your own mind

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

Pointless Super Powers