- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to drain people's phone battery

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to die

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to freeze ice

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to make dead batteries appear.

Pointless Super Powers