The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to start time.

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The power to not exercise.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to die

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!