- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to not have any power.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to not finish your....

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to do your homework.

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to eat people :D

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

Pointless Super Powers