The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!