The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!