The power to see oxygen.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to only see glass.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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anything Aquaman does

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!