The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to jump

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!