The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to not finish your....

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

to be shitty

the ability to wake up on an elephant

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to not finish your

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!