the power to be powerless

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power of bad luck

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!