The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to see the present

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!