The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to like any show

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!