- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe out of water.

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

to poop a penny every year

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power of christ ;)

The power to do everything that you can do.

the ability to see through air

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to be invisable when your dead

power to fart through your mouth

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

The power of being aquaman.

Pointless Super Powers