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The Power of Anti-Sex
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Aweonao
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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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The power of turning butter into concrete.
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The power to like Justin Bieber
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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.
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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth
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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea
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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.
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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.
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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.
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The power to ejaculate at command
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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair
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The capability to draw penises very well
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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.
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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.
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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'
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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.
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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.
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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.
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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!