The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!