The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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blindness

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power of bad luck

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!