The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!