The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to never have fun...never.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power to get shot when you're alone

thumb_up thumb_down -50

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

thumb_up thumb_down -52

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

the power to see through clear glass.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

thumb_up thumb_down -54

The power to push "pull" doors

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

thumb_up thumb_down -60

The ability to talk to dust mites.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

The power to move through light at the speed of time

thumb_up thumb_down -66

The power to get laid by your right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

thumb_up thumb_down -76

The ability to jump

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Aweonao

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!