the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to die

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cry acid tears

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The power to have no power.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!