the power to turn food into shit

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!