The power to swim on land.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power of love

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!