The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power think five times slower.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!