the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to write comic books

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!