The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!