- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

Invisible handwriting.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to have hindsight.

The power to not have a superpower

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

Pointless Super Powers