The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to be a snail

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!