- Pointless Super Powers

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

+74

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

+72

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

+72

The Power to believe you have superpowers

+70

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

+68

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

+68

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to think of your death and then you die.

anything Aquaman does

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.