The power to crap without pissing.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to like any show

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!