The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to not exercise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!