The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to misspell

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!