The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power die if you think.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!