- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to like any show

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

the power to shit out of your nose

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

The power to have a pointless power.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power think five times slower.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

Pointless Super Powers