The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!