The power of christ ;)

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power of 12% levetation

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the power to enter a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!