The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The ability to jump

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Aweonao

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!