the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the ability to type slower.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!