- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The ability to die instantly

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to poop standing up

The power to see the past.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers