The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!