Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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blindness

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!