The power to count to infinity.

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Aweonao

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to enter a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!