- Pointless Super Powers

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to pass out at will.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to look TV

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the power to herd cats

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain