The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to walk through air.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!