- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

the power die if you think.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Pointless Super Powers