The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to not care.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!