- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! BOOOOOOM Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to see forever

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to shit in your eye

the power to sit

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to pee out blue

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power of night-blindness.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

Pointless Super Powers