The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to waste money

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Ladder hands.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!