the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to complete math exercises

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Invisible handwriting.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!