the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to die

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to swim in water.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power of christ ;)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!