- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to communicate with applesauce.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to fart out of your hands.

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to grow new teeth.

Pointless Super Powers