- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ladder hands.

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The power to change the colour of your appendix

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to be half invisible

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to not have any power.

the power to sleep during day

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to not finish your....

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Pointless Super Powers