The power of night-blindness.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to die at will.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!