The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power of christ ;)

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!