- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to turn int water when your in water.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to never end your .

The power to poop standing up

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

the power to become translucent

The power to shit in your eye

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

Pointless Super Powers