- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

the power to become demented

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to speak in only anime openings

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

Pointless Super Powers