- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to not have any power at all

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

open up pickles glass

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to ignore useful information

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

Pointless Super Powers