The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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cry acid tears

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!