- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to eat with your butt

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to control nothing

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to police irony

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to ignore useful information

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

Pointless Super Powers