- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to read this.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

to zap people but only yourself

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The ability to control dairy products

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

the power to randomly die at any moment

open up pickles glass

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers