The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

open up pickles glass

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to not have a superpower

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to give the wrong directions

The power that will grant you no power.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power think five times slower.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to fly in space

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!