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the power to transform into Kanye West
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The power of having two left hands.
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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before
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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.
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The power to make coma patients bark.
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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life
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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.
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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground
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The power to like Justin Bieber
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The capability to draw penises very well
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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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The power to see through horses
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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.
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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.
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The power to get anything for free but at a cost
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The power to turn into a parking lot.
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Smell chick peas from over two miles away
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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.
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The power of bad luck
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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.
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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!