The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to die

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to not care.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!