the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to type slower.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!