The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to go hibernate at winter.

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

the power to like mass effect 3

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

the power to shoot superman

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The power of becoming an apple tree

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to be a woman

The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to be a virgin forever.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!