- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to smell whore

the power to eat with your butt

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

Pointless Super Powers