The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!