The power to break bones at will.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The ability to poop glue.

the power to do nothing

The power to be superman with no power's

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

the power to half transform to something.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

the power to control nothing

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!