The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!