The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to poop standing up

The power to read your own mind

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to not have any power at all

the power to get married

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!