The power of christ ;)

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to have an ability.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power to hovertate

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!