the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!