The power to divide by 0

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the ability to talk to humans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!