- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to remember th...

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to have gravity.

The power to survive at absolute zero

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to poop standing up

the power to become demented

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power of learning

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

Pointless Super Powers