The power to have pointless superpowers

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to die

The ability to float sideways very slowly

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

The power to start time.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to not exercise.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!