- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to make pencils dull.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

to spelle caretly

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to block your own powers

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

Pointless Super Powers